Some Western thinkers of philosophy gathered and dreamt of a party. This collaboration caused a few to rue - with the shopping becoming a divisive to-do:

Diderot crisply criticized the show
Copernicus spun about the fuss
Einstein theorized relative wines
Nietzsche transcended the pleas
Cicero called for a vote to go
Pythagoras rightly angled the bus
Calvin reformed the flock's way in
Newton would not stop his run
Descartes triangulated the carts
Aristotle perceived the bottles
Marx uttered unfairness barks
Augustine? It was a sinful scene
Socrates showed his ethical IDs
Plato reasoned out their dough
Locke tried hard to liberalize
Sartre still had no change of heart

In the end the libations did flow, the participants relaxed and their wisdom showed through. Thoughts were shared collectively in this fabled philosopher fantasy.